the Thrill that comes Once in a Lifetime: Archive

When I said “I made hummus,” I meant “made the best hummus ever.” REO Speedwagon after a cooking class.

Dec 5th

RT @StephenAtHome: First Bachmann, then Perry, then Cain, then Gingrich… I look forward to the next GOP front-runner: Mitt Romney in a …

Dec 3rd

Baggage claim? More CABBAGE BLAIM! Am I right fellas?!

Nov 28th

I forgot how happy it makes me that our regular order at Chick-fil-A costs $6.66.

Nov 27th

Reba Holiday tips: dress strategically http://t.co/PgGKdrHE

Nov 25th

Reba Holiday tip: just don’t http://t.co/DDtn3ZRR

Nov 24th

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Reba McEntire didn’t win twelve Favorite Country Female Artist American Music Awards by not knowing how to dress for an occasion.

Nov 24th

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Prolific country music star Reba McEntire shares a secret to Thanksgiving success.

Nov 24th

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Billboard Magazine’s 2007 Woman of the Year, Reba McEntire reminds you to be grateful for all that you have this Thanksgiving.

Nov 23rd

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Entertainment crossover success story Reba McEntire can help you avoid any Thanksgiving faux pas this year.

Nov 23rd

Reba Holiday tip: deli style http://t.co/NnOdhSqU

Nov 23rd

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Grammy award winning Country musician Reba McEntire imparting some knowledge about entertaining for the Holidays.

Nov 23rd

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Multi-platinum recording artist Reba McEntire with a tip for handling the challenges of hosting a family Thanksgiving.

Nov 22nd

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Golden Globe nominee Reba McEntire wants your Thanksgiving festivities to be a success.

Nov 22nd

Reba Holiday tip: wine for the little ones http://t.co/bmnHJ5oG

Nov 22nd

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Country Music Hall of Fame inductee Reba McEntire with advice on having a festive and relaxing Thanksgiving Holiday.

Nov 22nd

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Reba McEntire, star of North and Tremors, shares a tip for enlivening your Thanksgiving preparations.

Nov 21st

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Country musician Reba McEntire wants to help you have a happy and memorable Thanksgiving this year.

Nov 21st

Reba Holiday tip: 40 favors http://t.co/fgD4H8iL

Nov 21st

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Nashville luminary Reba McEntire sharing another tip for the Holiday season.

Nov 21st

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Country music icon and national treasure Reba McEntire with advice on entertaining this Thanksgiving.

Nov 20th

My wife won’t let me check in at places on foursquare or yelp so I’ve just started pissing on things wherever I go.

Nov 20th

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Country music legend and acclaimed television star Reba McEntire with some tips for surviving the Holidays.

Nov 20th

Our neighbor’s dog has been barking for so long this morning that I’m starting to confuse his howls and the sound of my own cells dividing.

Nov 19th

I like a no-nonsense approach to moisturizing. “Directions: Apply Aquaphor Healing Ointment liberally to the affected area.” Got it!

Nov 18th

I love a damn window box.

Nov 18th

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A ginkgo cautionary tale.

Nov 13th

After seeing a few moments of live action programming on Cartoon Network. RT @tylre “nothing is anything anymore.”

Nov 13th

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Ginkgo.

Nov 12th

Late reservations to Cúrate in Asheville. You should be jealous. http://t.co/Dz2VUoVz

Nov 12th

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YUM YUM CHOCOLATE WIFE. HAPPY VACATION!

Nov 12th

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Nov 11th

Testing robot phone to Internet VCR connection, disregard: http://t.co/ySIkX36W

Nov 11th

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Don’t mind me, I’m just stringing this thread from my treehouse to this tin can in your bedroom.

Nov 11th

This banana is right where I want it to be.

Jul 6th

That girl has hobbit feet, I love Durham!

Jun 30th

Over came @tylre and snapped at me for assuming the second spoon in her bowl of tasty treat was for sharing.

Jun 28th

I just saw a butt crack! #CarBingo

Jun 26th

A coworker asked me if I like goldfish, is now flecked with orange colored spittle. I’ve never had crackers come out my nose before.

Jun 9th

There are points in the universe other than my workplace and my apartment, and today I intend to find them.

Jun 5th

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Sep 14th

The Aristocrats...today

There are a lot of reasons to be offended by The Aristocrats, the documentary about the notoriously obscene joke of the same name. Nonetheless, I would encourage you to at least look up clips of the section covering Gilbert Gottfried’s telling of it at a post-9/11 Friar’s Club Roast. Footage can be found unedited (for now) on Youtube, and should at the very least be something to...

Sep 12th

“our cats seem to be under the impression that the only reason a human would go...”

– My fiance @tylre

Sep 11th

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Jun 9th

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Apr 22nd